an assemblage of self-indulgent black bananas stolen from more stimulating plebeians utilized by myself in an attempt to project a personality so I can fit into this cerebral cortex juicer
Politeness has become so rare that people mistake it for flirtation.
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If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”
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Can’t you see what we’re becoming, Tony? We’re losers. We’re not winners, we’re losers.
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reblog if you want to FUCK ME or if you occasionally drink water
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Pics from the other day that my friend just uploaded :)
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